I'm most sorry 'Your Majesty', but I doubt your story's true.
I doubt you even have a throne, except when on a loo.
In fact 'Oh King' the more I think of it, it makes me want to puke.
(Do you have 'someone else' do THAT for you?)
Why I'll bet you're not EVEN a prince...., or even a lowly duke!
Bri Edwards
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